A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan . . .
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the
Desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from
Your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and
Stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
Seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the
Best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the
Slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and
They were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need
When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and
With some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the
Guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........
Which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
